So, I was walking to the store today to buy some Pillar of Autumn cream, when this girl I know (who is a total Cortana, by the way) stormed right up to me. She shouted " You stupid Tartarus the Brute, I could kill you right here!" " Hey baby," I replied, “ who jammed a stick up your Commander Keyes?" " You did, you sack of Warthog!" she yelled, " why did you lie to me about using protection when I let you Flood me in the 343 Guilty Spark?" " Covenant it," I replied, " I was using protection. You must've caught the clap from someone else. You sleep around enough." She glared at me for a minute, before punching me in the balls and walking away, while muttering “ I hope you rot in Reach.” I passed out right there in the middle of the street, and was hit by a car a minute later. Flood my life.
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Jimmy2shot- Posts : 18
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I apologize that I have no opinion on swearing, however that little story is funny.
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